POKER INFO - PROILE - Vince Van Patten

I love the way this jerk off makes up his own language about the cards. Pocket 8' being called octopus not "Snowmen."

He is super super sexy. Ahhhhhhh. He makes me feel like a teenager again. Anyone know if he is married? I would love to have his e-mail address.

Wow! I want him.

I take it he is not the best poker player in the world. However, I understand why he was hired. He has a polished look and sound and his commentary is indeed quite entertaining. I could care less if he can play or not. That is not why he was hired folks. Remember, he is an actor that plays poker. Not the other way around.

Believe it or not, but VVP actually finished like 13th or 14th in a recent major tournamnet. Mike Sexton played in the same tourney and finished behind VVP by a couple players.

Vince is a bozo and just needs to get Off the Air.

Vince is a great commentator in my opinion. All of those bad mouthers out there get a life!