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I get a good laugh out of FTP support. I've asked them on mutiple occasions to share the results of the audits they have done that supposedly prove their software is random. They completely ignore the requests, but do assure me that they are "certain" their software is random. I've also asked them why, when I track hands in an admittedly statistically invalid way, not once have the numbers even approximated the odds. Variance is the answer. Uh-huh. So I ask if they think it's peculiar that, for example, never have I tracked KK to beat A rag more than what should be expected ... it's every time the case that A rag wins at an unbelievable high rate. Variance is a funny thing, they say.
Well, I must admit I'm a moron who keeps plugging away there. I intentionally played badly a couple months back and ended up 4/775 in a tourney. That was funny and revealing, I thought.
I have dreams of making some final table on TV sometime and wearing a shirt that say "f*ck online poker" or something like that. But, unlikely to happen.
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