Please read Dutch boyds blog at his website(dutchboyd.com) for the entry on 3/11/05 absolutely hillarious you probably couldnt invent a more stupid story.If i was him there would be know way id write about it in my blog.Quote to wet your appetite"keep giving it mouth to mouth then five pushes on her little kitty chest!!"...the prick tried to resusitate a kitten that had fallen into his bath...what can you say...