this guy and robert varkoni make a perfect couple. they should marry and put their dork minds together and inseminate varkoni. then varkoni can give birth to a dork baby born with his daddys glasses attached to his face and his other daddys f'd up nose attached to his face. of course they will name this mess QUACK QUACK, teach him how to play shitty cards and how to get rejected by the oppisite sex which little QUACK QUACK will learn immediately. they will live happily ever after in quantum physics bliss.