"In August, a Randall County grand jury indicted him on three felony counts of indecency with a child by contact, accusing him of touching the girl on three dates in early 2003." How long had they been dating? (But seriously, folks) Her "outcry" probably was as follows: "My grandpa likes to play poker with me. That's all he wants to do. Most of the time he makes me fold my hands. Then later, he'll say 'Look baby, now you have the nuts! Right there, in your hand!' And sure enough, I've woken up with a hand. Then he'll go all-in. And then he'll draw out on me. Sometimes I cry. He tells me that's called a 'bad-beat'" Then some child protective services worker who didn't know poker mistoook all the talk about "pocket rockets" and "sixty-nine" and "coming in over the top" and "position play" and began an investigation. What a dirty game.