Phils ringing me later so I shall keep u posted..Hopefully he will have good news about the world series :)

i cant wait to watch this years wsop on espn best 2 matches to watch laak vs chan and vinny vinh vs amit in the omaha tournament plus will probbly be a lady at the final table this year

Phil rung me last night late..he was drunk..said "Cat wish u was here I keep getting beat by fish" I said "Phil remember Fish belong in water and we walk the land"..he was stunned and said "Thats amazing Cat I shall say that when I play again"..I said "anything Phil U know you`re my friend and I dont want to see u lose"..anyways we arranged to meet in August for a small home game at his house...cant wait Phil :)

Phil rung me again last night. He was a bit upset over how I took 24 quid out of his wallet the last time he slept over. I apologize Phil. I needed a hit of crack. I will pay you back.

I have a degree in engineering. Why is it that engineers make good players?

hmm very amusing..Phil rang earlier sounding quite upset..he said "Cat I know u r a good friend but can u do me a favour?"..I said "Consider it done Phil you are a good friend and I will do it"..he said "Someone stole my favourite hoodie can u look for a new one?"..I said "Of course Phil I will go shopping tomorrow"..Phil said "I knew I could rely on you cat you are my best friend"..I shall tell u all how I got on tomorrow :)

I bought Phil a cool new hoodie in a shop I know..its stone grey in colour and very cool..I rang Phil earlier and told him I bought it for him..he said "Wow thanks Cat I shall wear it at every tourney I play from now on" I said "Thanks Phil that would mean a lot to me"..anyways watch your tv screens for Phils new hoodie!

Hey englishcat, if i EVER meet a real poker pro who happens to be one of your "friends" u always full of shit about on these boards, my first question will be "do u know of anybody called "englishcat"?" and they will say "who? never heard of the loser" and i will have the conversation recorded as evidence. So then everyone will see, if they already dont see it now, that u are the biggest lying piece of scum on earth.

Hmm Observer they know of me as "Cat"..anyways Phil phoned this morning early at 8am..I said "You ok Phil?"..he sounded distracted..he was playing a home game lol...anyways he said "Cat Im in the toilet and Im playing kings and the flop is Q48..what should I do?"..He had made the excuse of the toilet to phone me lol..anyways I said "Raise the pot Phil and u should win it"..he said "Thanks Cat I will do just that,you are so wise and such a good friend"

Phil phoned today and we had a good chat about Poker and his unabomber tag..I said "Phil your nickname is a little insensitive"..He agreed and he will soon be know as "Laak Erie"...I said "Wow Phil thats great everyone will love it"..he thanked me for that and agreed to come over soon for a home game!

Phil Laak beats a computer at poker [url]http://www.pokernews.com/news/2005/07/terminator-laak-beats-poker-bot.htm[/url]

i wander if hes piped jennifer tilly? or banged her

and when we see the next tournament on tv where phil is wearing his trademark then englishcat is biggest 'b.s. poker poser artist he knows everyone on the left side list including wild bill hickock

You are so jealous..I kNOW phil and hes my friend

Phil sent me an email earlier and was saying in it how good I was to buy him his jacket and hes going to buy me something back!..I quickly replied saying that he didnt have to do that as Im his friend and It doesnt matter...Phil then rung up and said "I can rely on you Cat you are a true friend and Im coming over soon to see you"...come quick Phil Itll be good to see you again!

To set the record straight...I "Phoned" Englishcat today. While T***y-F***ing J-Till and 4-tabling online, and authoring my manifesto.

Hmmm that above post wasn't by me. How could it be? Everyone knows I am in jail and can't make calls.

Hes a great poker player (poker does take skill by the way) and even Mike Sexton (a WPT comintator) said that his behavour will make him and WPT a lot more fansany thing to say:molehouse@gmail.com

good above post..Phil is a good man..hes better than average at poker as I proved when I only just beat him at a home game!

His girlfriend Tilly is a B or C list actress, she thinks she is so great and is horrible and warner brothers laughs at her and does shiit for her, and her boyfriend is a donkey

the odds of you beating me again are 999-1 i challenge you to a rematch except lets add a stipulation i win i get one nite with jennifer goodbye

Hi all..Phil just went on webcam with me..He was wearing his Jacket again..he said Hes going in a home game tonight with Hellmuth and will be wearing his jacket for luck..I said "Phil you are sure to win"..he laughed and said "I know Cat,with this jacket from my best friend I can count my winnings already"

Lol the last post quite amusing but wasnt by me..Phil is on my mobile phone at the min..he wants me to fly over soon for a home game!..I said "Seeyou soon Phil itll be good to see each other again"..He sounded relieved and said "Good One Cat and you will see Jen again I know she likes you and thinks you are so funny"..I said "Ok Phil see you soon my friend"

after you play the 1st pokerbot i want match with same stipulation

i know who leader is

It's me, but only when hopped up on the roids.

no im leader

no im the real leader talk f'n english sheff

Hiya all..Phil rung this morning..he said that a top fashion designer in L.A had put his new catchphrase onto a new clothes line and would Phil be interested in marketing it?..I said" Go for it Phil".he said "Thanks Cat,I knew you would understand"

Hiya all,,Santa Claus rung this morning, he said he wants to start a second Christmas, in July, and he wants me to market it.

Hmm previoua post wasnt by me..awful..Phils jackets are going to be such a hit with the designers..theyre putting my catchphrase I invented for him all over them..I cant wait to se the quality of them and to see Phil wear them on TV!

Where Is A Robert Williamson Iii Profile. He Just Busted The Unibomber At The Pro's Vs. Comedians On Game Show Net Work. Give Some Respect.

No, I am the leader. You losers can kiss my ass. Go back to playing find the trouser snake with Don Zimmer in the back of the bullpen.

hey phil if you read whats on the post on jennifers profile you should stick with jennifer and rule the poker world together like darthvader and luke skywalker that way you dont ever have to work some 9-5 job in a stinky under air conditioned engineering office with nosey co workers and a shitty manager.

Hiya all..Phil just phoned he said that his jacket with "Laak Erie" on the back are being made in Korea as we speak!..he sounded very excited and said "Oh Cat it was your idea you are such a true friend"..I laughed and said "Anything for you Laak Erie"..He burst out laughing and said "Oh Cat you are so funny and such a good friend"..I said "Thanks Phil so are u"!

With the AKA name “Unabomber” in these time of war and terrorist is disrespectful, I recommend you find a new AKA out of respect of all Americans

Hiya..previous post is true..thats why I thought up the name "Laak Erie" for Phil..I said "A lot of Americans are scared and think your name is wrong"..he thought and said "Cat,think up one for me"..I did and hes now officially known as Laak Erie..You will see him on the WPT being introduced by Mike Sexton as that name!

foget coming back as sam farha i want to come back as phil laak in the 2nd life so i can bang jennifer

Hmm..Phil is in France now playing a tourney..he phoned tonight and said afterwards hes coming to England to see me..I said to him we will have a great weekend out on the town drinking and chasing women...He said "Im gonnaget busted out early at the thought Cat!"..how we laughed :)

how about all you people stop criticizing englishcat, give the man a break. Theres nothing wrong with being friendly.