I noticed that He really got a lot smareter since the time when he was was working the hay bails with George. Not much langauge improvement though.

want a cookie?

I saw John Malkovich in Chicago one day, talking on a cell phone in the alley. What a dork!

Mr. Son of a bitch.

woundnt it kick ass if he was real

Voodoo mut!!!! Check, check, check. He trapped me

MR. SON OF A BIATCH... LETS PLAY SOME CAARDZ. CHECK CHECK CHECK, HE TRAP ME! MODA FUCKA! KGB is the greatest.

like last time when i STICK IT IN YOU!

I steel up from dis last time I steeck et in you!!

you people don't know how to quote worth a damn here

"I'm still up 20 grand from the last time I stick it in you" then when he makes those horse noises and started galloping I almost died laughing.

The real question that bugs the hell out of me is: What did KGB have on that last hand where mikey flopped the nut str8? I have debated this many times with my friends at our home game. My guess is he had pocket aces again.

That ace comes out on the river, he slowly lays it down and says "It hurts doesn't it?" BTW I like to use that line when i have a value hand and i think someones drawing to a flush or something like that and that third suited card doesnt come out. I also like to say it when I'm bluffing and want to get the other guy to lay down.

hes not galloping

Ya know I don't get this guy. After he flops the nuts with 24 and Mike folds A5 (top 2 pair) Mike says "I'm laying that down because you have 24 and I'm not going to draw against a made hand". Yet the very last hand KGB says "You're on a draw Mike" and continues to bet into him. What a short memory KGB must have. I did love his accent though. Rouners was a great movie